Examples of Cocky Funny Humor

***DATING QUESTION FROM A READER***

Yes, there is indeed a big difference between what you have made of me now through the powerful insights expressed in your newsletters, and who I was before I had met you. I always thought that being nice, sweet, and courteous was an ultimate-irrefutable way to get the girls we long to have, but the irony is that we never make that dream come true. Thanks my dear David, for showing me the Tao of being a superb success with women, for walking with me hand by hand through this mysterious path when it comes to women, because really, most of the times they make no sense. I owe you my present success with them, and I thank you in advance for the foregoing prosperity that the future holds for me with them.

I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just
being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls. When I talk to my friends about you, I say, "Guys, let's make sure we use the Davidian formula, fusing the atoms of Cockyness+Funny." Believe me, that is how we call it: Davidian formula, lol. We have named it after you, because you are its founder.

One of my favorite places to meeting people is Barnes&Noble. It's easy to ignore someone you don't feel attracted to, oh yes, very easy. It is all the opposite when you do feel attracted to someone. Now, at Barnes&Noble, in Downtown, I meet a lot of girls, from everywhere. Is there a way to make fun of their beauty? I meet a lot of hot girls, that seem to be perfect. My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly honest and have freckles. So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice butt (we guys like it, come on), and round breasts (we like that too). How can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when you notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?

I might feel nervous, but I don't show them my nervousness. You have never told us not to feel nervous, but not to behave nervous. I feel nervous, hell yeah, but they can't tell. As a matter of a fact, one way I could start a conversation with a hot girl is like this... of them don't work there)

Me- "Excuse me, MS, do you work here (I know she does not work there)?"

She- "No."

Me- "Good, I want you to help me find this book (I don't say, 'Can you please help me...' I go with a demand of authority... they like it)."

She- "What book is that," she asked me, as she gave me that wondrous look.

Me- "Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me the PowerPC girls (she would be shocked, but liking it). See, my problem is that I am a very shy guy, and I am trying to get over it."

She- "What do you mean you are shy? You don't seem shy to me." (By the way, this happened to me in real life, and she was hot for real)

Me- "Aren't you shy?"

She - "Yeah."

Me- "You don't seem shy to me either."

She- "It depends on the situation, and with the person you are talking to. Whether or not you feel comfortable."

Me- "Oh, so, I am the right person, you like this situation, and overall, you feel comfortable."

She- "See, you are not shy at all."

Me- "I gotta go." Like you taught me, I turned around and walked 3 steps away from her and went back to her, "I want your e-mail address, because I feel less shy talking to you."

She- "Oh, sure, I would LOVE that."

Me- "You would love it? Hummm, so you like guys in the evolutive process of not being shy, eh?"

She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is sexual harassment."

She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)

She- "Oh, my...You are too much."

Me- "For you to handle?"

She stared at me.

I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."

She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never laughed, rather, would smirk.

She gave me her e-mail, and I said, "Have a good night." She replied, "You too, bye."

I said, "Wait, are you leaving like that without saying 'it was pleasure meeting you?"'

She said, "Wow, are you always like this?"

Me - "Do you mean offering kisses?"

She laughed, and said, "No, silly ... like being with this sense of humor."

"All the time, " I said. She was quiet, staring at me, and said, "I wish all men were like you." I said, "No, I am glad they are not like me. They fail in trying to imitate me" (I wanted to leave already, even though I was having a good time). She asked me, "Why you say that?" "Hey kid, " I said, "I really have to go ... but you forgot to write down your phone number."

She sighed, in a good way, and wrote it down. To make this short, I called her the same night, and she was, "Wow, I was not expecting your call." I said, "No, I am calling you because I forgot to wish you sweet dreams, and also checking to see if you made it home safe." "That is so sweet of you...," she said, and I told her that I ought to go. She did not want me to, but I did leave. We met again, at her house, and half an hour of me being there, and talking, I said, "Look, I have to go." "What?! Why?" she asked. I said, "Maybe you want to take a rest, or lay on your bed, and you don't do it because I am here, unless you promise me that if you lay in bed you will take me with you." She did not say anything, nor smile, but jumped to me and kissed me. Needless to say, I swear David, we had sex. It was great.

I did not mean to make this e-mail too long, but hey, I could not help it. Mind me that I get mad when you tell us not to make it over two paragraphs, and I see people (like me) writing long speeches. I am not sorry, whatsoever, lol. I know you feel great, and proud of yourself when you see people like me being successful by following your techniques.

I will rephrase my question, "What funny + cocky statements shall we make, when it comes to an- almost-perfect-girl?" "How should I react, when they hit my shoulders?" "What should I say, when they say I am too funny?" By the way, I am not having anything serious with that girl I just talked about... I told her that I want to have fun with her, and she agreed. I told her that it means that if she wants to see someone else, she can do it. She did not complaint.

I will see you soon, David. I won't miss your next seminar! Keep the excellence of your masterpiece works.

>>>MY COMMENTS:

OK, man. First I have to tell you...

YOUR EMAIL IS A TOTAL FREAKSHOW!

But, you know what? I actually like it. I like it because it's the real deal. You did things that I wouldn't have necessarily done... and you did things that typically "shouldn't have worked", but it obviously all came together and worked out in the end because you did ENOUGH OF THE RIGHT THINGS.

Let's revisit some of my favorite quotes:

"My type are those with Irish ascendance, because they are mostly honest and have freckles."

Mostly honest and freckles, huh? Interesting fetish.

"So, when I meet a girl with freckles, eyes like a furious deep blue sea, or green eyes, like the stem of a flower, petite women with attractively dainty build, nice butt (we guys like it, come on), and round breasts (we like that too). How can you make fun of that type of sexy girl, when you notice that her body has a harmonious symmetry, that does nothing but inspiring within you pleasure and admiration?"

Eyes like a furious deep blue sea? Or green eyes... like the stem of a flower? Harmonious symmetry? Whoa.

"I have always been funny, and separately, cocky. I never put them together, like you put it, as a formula. So far, that formula works. I am not a chemist, but the components of our table salt, taken separately, is deadly to us. Sodium and Chloride: death to us. Yet, if we put them together, we will have its savory benefit. Same happens when we use only being Cocky, and just being Funny: no success, and it kills any possibilities of meeting girls."

This is an interesting way of saying it... again, a little bit of a complete FREAKSHOW, but I like it. If you use too much of one and too little of the other, things just won't work out.

Now that we've revisited my FAVORITE lines, let's review some of the EFFECTIVE things you did and said.

This was funny:

"Wow, you are indeed gorgeous ... you remind me <of> the PowerPC girls..."

Something tells me that you actually meant the "Power Puff Girls", but hey, close enough.

And this whole sequence is great:

"She hit me on the shoulder, and I accused her, "Hey, that is sexual harassment."

She laughed, and I said to my mind, "Kids, so easily getting amused." She had not written her e-mail, and I asked her, "Have you not written the e-mail because you forgot it? Geeez, young people these days." (She is 29, and I am 21, lol.)

She- "Oh, my...You are too much."

Me- "For you to handle?"

She stared at me.

I slightly smiled at her, and said, "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."

She was laughing so hard that her face turned red, but I never laughed, rather, would smirk."

This is real COCKY & FUNNY in action.

LOL! "What? You like my lips? They are not average... You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them!!!"

Now that's funny.

You started out going down the road of "What? You like my lips?" which sounds very cocky... over the top even. But then you transition into the unique and original "You should be grateful if I touch your forehead with them."

Again, it's off the wall, but it's funny and it works. The shift in direction is funny and confusing.

Even though it's obvious that you speak English as a second (or so) language, you get the concept... and you're making it work for you.

To answer your questions - I really think that you're doing the right things. When that girl hit you, you turned it around and made it funny.

Telling a girl that she's cute like a cartoon is a nice touch (I'm still hoping that's what you meant).

If a girl tells you that you're too funny, just say:

"That's impossible."

...or...

"I'm glad you noticed. I realize that this is making you very attracted to me, but please control yourself."

Just keep coming up with new and creative ways to tease, bust on, and be a challenge.

NOW, if you're reading this right now, and thinking to yourself "This is great stuff, I need to learn how to use my communication and humor to attract women", then I have something to say to you:

YOU'RE RIGHT.

And what's the very best, fastest, most efficient and effective way to master the art of using humor and communication to attract women?

My answer:

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I'll talk to you again soon.

Your Friend,

David DeAngelo

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2) Tell me what's working for you before you ask your question. I appreciate all of the "Your stuff is great" and "I don't need to tell you how well your stuff works" comments, but the fact is that I DO need to hear all of the specifics... because this helps other guys to see what's working in different situations.

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4) At the end of the email, give me your initials and tell me where you're from.

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Hey David,

My name is Cameron, and (Don't let my age effect your thoughts on me) I'm 15 years old. I found out about you while reading the Game, by Niel Strauss. I've never really had that much trouble attracting, but I do have trouble approaching random ones. I realize now that the reason I've been able to attract girls is because I have an very similar method to the Cocky and Funny method you use. That's why your name stuck out more than all the other Gurus. As I read further and further into your work, I find more and more similarities. I am a big fan of Syle's and Mystery's, but quite recently I've been doing a lot of research into the Funny and Cocky method.

The first experience I had of the whole community was when watched the series the Next Pickup Artist. I was amazed by the whole thing so proceeded to dig deeper. I downloaded a lot of videos if workshops and others that Mystery had done and recently I've downloaded some that Style's done.

I would really like to understand the methods that you use to attract women.

Thanks,

Cameron

Cameron at 03:00PM, Sep 1st 2010.

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