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Well, you sound like you might be more than just another pretty face. Something tells me that you’re probably getting about 50 emails a day from loser guys saying things like “Hi, I’m freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 5 delinquent kids… but the good news is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job…” etc.
In any event, I’m 28, have my life together, and I’m more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, so you’d better like to laugh. You sound like you might make an interesting friend, so let’s get together for a cup of something delicious and some interesting conversation… if you think you can handle it, that is!
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Hey, I don’t think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture? Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out?
OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let’s see what you REALLY look like…
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I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself
“Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture…
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“Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”"
message for the SECOND time in the past couple of months which made me realize this must be an internet meme.
I have to say, what kind of pathetic desperate low self esteem women do you think these insults will actually work on? The first thing that crossed through my head when I got this message was "who the fuck does this guy think he is?"
Seriously this is supposed to turn girls on? WTFF????
I do believe though that yes, the above material will be sure to get your message read, but chances of a response would be pretty small. Cocky with funny as David teaches works.. the above reading looks more just cocky.. a big difference.
I agree guys should be original. But with most American women, being your boring self and complimenting her will get you nowhere. Any gorilla can do that.
Doesn't usually get a response from most women, though. That's why guys feel the need to seek advice from "experts". It's no lie that the nice guy usually finishes last. Yeah, a woman may convince herself that she wants a nice, sweet guy, but you still all end up with assholes way before the nice guys. That should tell you something.
Ha! I used that! worked like a charm! lol
Sorry, but as a woman, you're thinking with emotion, not logic. This material is for nice guys who happen to be the total package, yet never get anywhere with women. Why? Because you go for losers every time. You say you want a nice guy, yet end up giving welfare recipients their next few kids while the rest of the world is shaking their head.
So, what do we do? We cut and paste emails to pretend to be an asshole, then you end up dating us and find out that we're interesting. All the while we pretend not to be nice until it's too late for you. It's admittedly a deception and a trap, but the world of online dating is so screwed up right now that every nice guy has to literally trick women into dating them, or crash and burn every time. There is no third option. Enjoy your welfare bf.
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