Here's the secrets of seducing super hotties:
Me: "Hey do you guys sing"
Girls: "Yeah we both do"
Me: "Awesome... I sing too... we can start a BAND. Yeah that would be sooo cool"
Girls: "lol"
Me: "Do either of you play an instrument"
HB1: "Yeah, I play guitar"
Me: "hmmm... no I don't think that would work... two singers and a guitar player. hey we should get britney spears"
HB2: "Britney Spears can't sing"
Me: "Yeah but she could be our back up dancer. Hmm, what are your guys names though, do you have a good band names you super hotties?"
Girls: "Our names are really hard to pronounce"
HB1: "I'm ____"
HB2: "My name's ____"
Me: "OH GOD this definately will NOT work.. yeah we definately need to get you guys new names if this band is going to take off..."
Girls: "lol"
Me: "You super hotties can be rainbow brite... and you the Care Bare"
Girls: "no!! lol"
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