Here's a sexy conversation I used in my seduction:
Me: "Oh I was hoping you'd be rich... you could have taken care of me and buy me things"
Her: "LOL LOL" she really broke out laughing with that.
Me: "Well do you at least cook?"
Me: "Oh my god... oh my god... that is the COOLEST toe ring!"
Me: "High-five me!!"
Her: "okay!" (she high-fives me)
Me: "Let me see. You're not Cuban, or Costa Rican, or Colombian, or Venezuelan"
Her: "Nope.. I'm Indian"
Me: "You mean like Native American--"
Her: "No Indian from India"
We talk about India for a minute and I bust on her for never having visited the Taj Majal.
Her: "Do you have the time? I'm going to be late for class--"
Me: "Oh man-- you're going to make me reach into my POCKET and look at my cell phone just to get the time--"
Her: "lol pleeezz"
I pull my cell phone halfway out of my pocket during this sexy conversation.
Me: "Tell me, what does it say"
She bends over to look at it.
Her: "12:38. Of god my class starts in 20 minutes. Sorry.. I have to go"
She turns and walks away.
Me: "Hey wait a sec"
Me: "Give me your number-- you're cool we should hang out"
Her: (with a big smile) "Oh no I'm engaged!"
Me: "Damn.. she I knew it, you were too cute"
And she left.
Later, I talked to this blonde who was a nurse and a runner and we talked about running for twenty minutes. I continually busted on her but she had a weird, off-kilter personality with little sexy conversation so I let her go. I have the luxury of filtering!
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