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“Hey guys, quick question...Who lies more...men or women?”
---(Girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off.)
“Ok, I can only stay a sec, my friends are waiting, but who cheats more, guys or girls?”
---(Girls talk for a bit, then you cut them off.)
“I was waiting to get a haircut a few weeks ago, reading one of those women's magazines, and it says that girls lie more and cheat more...is that true??”
---(Girls talk about topic. Go into your next routine.)
(Chris Rock Version) Hey guys, I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones... like... “Its your baby!”
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