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Sexy Monkey
Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDN'T
He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.
Are You Shy?
Are you guys shy? I’ve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and you still haven’t said ‘hi” yet
Kino Openers
- Pushing girls
- Grabbing drinks out of their hands
- Lightly hip checking them
- Snapping bra straps
- Grabbing hats off heads
- Poke her
- Tap the opposite shoulder etc…
These require no memorization and so are easy for newbies
Don't Touch Me!
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with.
Compliment Openers
Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general. The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.
You have an incredibly energy about you You have an artless grace That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment
I Am Lost
I'm lost... I can't find my friends and I'm scared... Remember when we were kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said 'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"
Direct Openers
Hi, I like you. And I’d like to get to know you.
Hey, What’s up? Where are you going? You’re cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet you guys.
My name is x-name… How are you? You look like someone I’d like to meet. etc… (I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older women)
Expensive Clothes
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?"
(That’s the skeleton obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual stuff.
Khaki Opener
Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?"
The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!" then fire into your next routine...
Superfly
Mr Big
Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or bad?
(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)
Dr. Paul
Picking Up Chicks
Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks”… its C&F
Pimp Names
Guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: "d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?
oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g sweetness"...
Text Message Break Up
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Then make up a good back-story for this)
Simpsons
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.
Wheelchair
"Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?"
HB: blah blah blah
--> bust them on response
eg "Yes, of course" --> "You're lying... you're pretending to be NICE girls"
Jesus
Hey guys, this might be a weird question; Would you sleep with Jesus?
Tent Opener
Would you date a guy that lived in a tent? ...What if it was a really cool tent?
PSSSSSSSTTT!!!
For jokes me and my buddy chilled outside the club and opened ghetto style.
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT...
If the girl turned around, we´d jump into photos with the digicam...
If the girls ignored us, we´d go PSSSSSSSSSST louder.
Fucking halarious.
Everyone should add this to their repteroire...when you feel lazy and the chick is walking by...
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!
LowRider69
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