Why Nice Guys Suck

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NightVision - This is a great post by a frustrated woman. It basically sums up most of the things that are wrong with single guys out there. Most of us guys have fallen victim to the 'nice guy' syndrome in our lifes, and have lived the enlightened path to monk kingdom. Onward...

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Originally Posted: Sun, 10 Sep, 2006

This is a long rant, so bear with me or hit your back button. I'm frustrated and in no mood for your sh.t either, so if you don't want to read it, well…

So I'm dating a nice guy now and it SUCKS. No other way to explain it, it just SUCKS. He's no challenge. He agrees with everything I say. He's got it all though - a decent job, a nice house, no kids, no psycho ex-wives, and he's tall and cute. Anyone ever seen that Friends episode when Alec Baldwin played Phoebe's boyfriend?? YEAH, my boyfriend is THAT nice. He's just too fvcking nice. Nice is boring. I've never heard him raise his voice. He's never aggressive. He has no edge. He won't even drive over the speed limit and that fvcking annoys the sh.t out of me, yet I sit in the passenger seat and keep my mouth shut… watching everyone whiz by us.

And don't get me started on the sex. Oh, excuse me…making love. After he cums (note I didn't mention anything about ME cumming), he rolls over and says "Oh, that was nice" with a little sigh. I KID YOU NOT, he says it EVERY TIME and then he sighs like he has just woken from a refreshing nap. I finally got so tired of missionary and him looking lovingly into my eyes and smiling as he came, that I threw him down on the couch one night and mounted him. At first he was terrified - yes, TERRIFIED. He thought something had possessed me. And it HAD — it was sheer MADNESS. I fvcked the sh.t out of him that night. And then he sighed and said "Oh, that was nice".

Now that we had the cowgirl position conquered (always with that sigh afterwards), it was time to move on to doggie. His ex-girlfriend never did doggie (hmmm… maybe there's a "nice" ex-girlfriend to blame for his timid niceness?? That bitch…). Anyway, I digress. I tell him I want him to fvck me from behind. Yes, I used the word "fvck" and I didn't care what he thought about it. He gets behind me and enters me, and damned if he didn't say "OH, THIS IS NICE" !!! Are there any 35 y/o men out there that haven't smacked a woman's ass when doing her doggie?? YES, and he's my boyfriend!

Tonight during sex, I think I'm gonna tell him to stick his finger in my ass when I'm riding him. THAT should be interesting.

So for the nice guys out there, my advice is this: It's great that you're nice (to an extent), but have some backbone. Don't be a spine donor all your life. When your girl is out of line, say something. Don't let her walk all over you. Occasionally, be a "bad" boy (being bad doesn't translate to abusive or criminal). Say "No" to her sometimes. Raise your voice and be heard. Say something dirty/sexy to her occasionally. Drink a few too many beers and piss out in public. Smack her ass. Don't ever use the word NICE to describe things, especially sex (okay, that may be a personal pet peeve). Have an interest in at LEAST one sport (or pretend to). Drive 5-10 miles over the speed limit once in awhile. Run an old lady off the road just for kicks (yeah, I'm kidding about this one… just ride her bumper for a few miles). Be aggressive during sex. Take off those damn white socks and Jesus sandals. Grow a goatee for a few weeks. Shave your balls. Stray from your routine and shake things up.

BE A MAN FOR GOD'S SAKE… and the women will fall at your feet.

Whew… THAT FELT NICE.

Frustated Woman!

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Middle-aged man here. I went through a long, tortuous process in my life, and came to the same conclusion. Summary: My success with women improved, and my respect for them plummeted. Women want to be treated like beloved house pets; cherished, but ruled.

Wayne at 09:19AM, Mar 29th 2010.

why not just do total truth with her and cut the manure and get right down to brass tacks and the point?

richard ludwig at 08:45PM, Apr 29th 2010.

That woman sounds like a cunt and this rant sounds fabricated to me. How many men, even "nice guys," only want to do missionary and don't care whether their partner cums?

Kurt Steinberg at 03:59AM, Jul 6th 2010.

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