Average Rating: 2.00 [Total Votes: 5]
"Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"
"I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle Toes'!"
They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm DINKY PENIS!"
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