Average Rating: 3.07 [Total Votes: 15]
"This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?"
(blah, blah, blah)
"if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!"
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:
"if there’s one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!"
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